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STEADY STEADY, IMAGINARY FRIEND.
i dont really like to lie so what i say is all truth, prove to me i am wrong.
(that has to be the understatement of the century.)

Sunday, July 06, 2008

/11:19 PM

searching for those who can solve this mystery.

those who can solve will be awarded a lamborghini from n***er himself.

paris imported.

please call this number if u noe the answer.

1800-IMAGINARY

(1800-462446279)

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Saturday, July 05, 2008

/5:23 PM

满城尽带金针菇

if its too small for viewing, its recommended to save at somewhere else and reopen it.
please add comments at below.

fevrier avril. xXoOxOOo

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

/8:27 PM

today fevrier went back to singapore polytechnic and i went into toilet trying to release some water and WOW i saw these.

every sememster we pay 1000 plus for our school fee, our mums and dads working hard for our school fee and now finally i know where our school fee went to.
i wonder why sp build this mirror like monitor in a toilet, showing different picture, female, male and more. but it only appear in boys toilet and not in girls toilet.

i stood in front of it and analysis, after five minutes i still dont know what is it about.

maybe next time there is a screen in every cubicle equipped with a ps3 or xbox360 to let us play when we do our business.

cheers for sp!!

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

/9:10 PM

dear paris on heaven viewer.

as its almost a month since the blog is born, i would like to change a new look for this blog.

just like movie have sneak preview, our blog have a sneak peek.

cool uh?

fevrier avril.

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

/6:15 PM

hello to all faithful paris on heaven readers.

there is no post last week as fevrier went to Malaysia, kuala lumpur for four days.

just some nice relaxation, fine dining UNTIL i saw a newspaper article that really spice up my trip.

its a chinese newspaper so apologies to non chinese viewers.

but here comes the summarizing.

famous Malaysia singer Gary, cao ge had an exclusive interview with the papers about himself.

looks really unexciting until there is this part where unavoidably or maybe intentionally linked with my friend n***er. he claimed that he have a bunch of friend, thirty of them, and they named themself as 废人海, which also means a sea of useless people. There are businessman, managers and even artiste in this group, maybe there are even programmers and hackers.

Gary: "our team leader is a singaporean, each time when either of us is having birthday we will all gather together. one year my birthday, they all flew to Singapore to celebrate for me"

Reporter:"wow, they all so rich."

G:"yeah, all these rubbish are now damn wealthy"

R:"during then we were chilling out near the shores, suddenly our team leader( maybe is n***er) shouted: i want get rid of everything, woman(michelle?), houses(KAP?), cars(ferraris?), career(boss of 12 companies), money(oh n***er claimed he have them), life sucks! i want get rid of them , get rid of the world!" and then he went skinny dipping with no clothing and one tiny bird. and others followed him and did the same."

guys, can you imagine how much shocked i suffer when i read this? the shockness can activate another earthquake. according to n***er last time conversation with me, he have a god brother who is also in that gang of thirty, is a guy who sell pills (not panadols) and is wanted by Singapore. that reminds me a news during February about Mas Selamat's escape. are they linked? its up to your imagination. oops imagination, we should live in the real world.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

/4:23 PM

hi guys.

before i even start my paris on heaven for this week episode.

i would like to spare a little moment for my this friend who inspire me to start posting.

if it isn't his support and encouragement, the fevrier avril you are listening to might not be posting his friend's stories. as appreciation, i give him my utmost honour by designing a comic strip for him. thanks for being my "best" friend.

some said to me, they say: wow, you dare to write this?

i said : why not, since i and n***er hasn't been friend for months, i think he wont bother even to check up on me, some more what i say is fact. unless there is a betrayer who keep informing him things and saying things behind my back. like what some old people always say: what comes goes around. since they dare to do this to me first place, they should have know i will do it even bigger and more cruel. i have in my mind who is this betrayer and i will advice him to mind his own business when he still have time to see who he should really help. : )

wow all this speech makes me sound so evil. : )

anyway back to paris on heaven , previously we were saying about the conversation i and n***er was talking about. here is part two out of millions more.

n***er says:
haha if i really love her or we are fate to be together after ns we will still be
n***er says:
anyway
n***er says:
she just broke off with her boy for 6 weeks
n***er says:
but she still can't get over
n***er says:
she was with a butch for 3 weeks
n***er says:
she is still very down
n***er says:
i don't know what i can do
n***er says:
i did everything
Février Avril♠-™ says:
why didn't she give u a chance
Février Avril♠-™ says:
instead give to a butch
n***er says:
haha sad right
n***er says:
i don't know
n***er says:
I lose to 2 rubbish
n***er says:
i consider

my comment is: wake up dude, cant you see she rather give her option to a butch rather than you. and yet you still keep pestering her, i think she is such a nice girl that she never told you how pestering you are. fate? come on, if you say she cant forget about him so whats fate to you? fate of waiting something you will never get? thats cool. now i have a new understanding of the term fate. who are you to do things for her? bf? nah. good fren? nah.(considering the amt of time since they knew each other). like what people says: sit back and relax. she will solve her own problem, its not as if she cant live without you. get a life. a REAL life. saying people as rubbish seems to be a common description for him. his "staff" is useless, his"collegue"rubbish, i cant imagine how he going to describe me but i definetly know how to describe him. the trashbag - as he can contain such a big amount of rubbish around him, Ministry of Enviroment should have employed you.

i personally entitled you to this award of Best Rubbish Cleaner in the Republic of Imaginary World.

watch out for next episode of paris on heaven - the unknown truth.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

/7:54 PM

anyway.

the reason i had post in this blog is to spare a momment to thank my this friend whom have regularly

entertained me

pissed me

lie to me

boast to me

and everything bad.

this is the formula for the perfect friend.

no offence to ppg or prof. Utonium. lol

therefore from now on i will continue to blog

just like what dear old leonidas always said

edited by fevrier avril.

Labels: leonidas, ppg, Utonium

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/5:27 PM

previously on paris on heaven.

it appear to me that there are few who have viewed the last post and they have feedback to me that they think my friend is beyond help.

some might have think "hey fevrier, have you make up these stories?"

and i will tell you hell no. by "some coincidence" i have save down some chat with my dear old friend and yeah msn rocks for log saving ability. i would not like to disclose his name but the following are absolute truth. me fevrier will give you a better analogy of the incident.

如有雷同，纯属巧合

if by any coincidence, either just happened to be same, or you are the one i am saying, thanks.

Février Avril♠-™ says: so u decided on which handphone?

n***er says: haha no
n***er says: still looking around
n***er says: no hurry luh
n***er says: just feel like changing
n***er says: cause i want to change lifestyle
Février Avril♠-™ says: change to?
n***er says: hmmmm simple kind of lifestyle
n***er says: escaping from computers and business
n***er says: 3 days already

Février Avril♠-™ says: you have been saying that for like past one year le

n***er says: hmmm this is for real
n***er says: cause i have transfered everything out
n***er says: and cancel all my nos
n***er says: and all shares are out
n***er says: no more meetings and phone calls
n***er says: hmmm guess is a good thing

Février Avril♠-™ says: means now u suddenly have alot of cash?
Février Avril♠-™ says: cause selling shares all these
n***er says: no no i mean all the shares i had in all the companies
n***er says: i transfer them out
n***er says: no la very poor now
n***er says: only left $786 for myself
n***er says:too much money cannot be simple
n***er says:have to plan my spending now
n***er says:and find a simple part time to work

Février Avril♠-™ says:means u this time have to find job that is not related to computers le
Février Avril♠-™ says:cos if u do back IT u later earn alot again
Février Avril♠-™ says:lost the point

n***er says:hmmmm i won't go back to IT in term as high post
n***er says:or as a programmer or intensive kind
n***er says:but feel like doing sales
n***er says:feel like working IT

above is a most tiny fraction of the conversation between me and my friend. in the previous post are the life that my friend mentioned he had been living. and this conversation is after we had ended our schooling days.

viewers might be thinking : hey whats the big idea of this conversation? well here is the analogy.

mystery one : n***er says: just feel like changing

n***er says: cause i want to change lifestyle

doubt one : what is the life he is mentioning?

he claimed that he earns millions with ease

if he had been such person he might already appeared on Times Magazine.

but apparantly he is still far from it.

i would say if i am so rich, i would have give my family a better life and not a run down house, oops

mystery two:n***er says: escaping from computers and business

n***er says: 3 days already

doubt two: well if thats what he said,

why is he is still working part time at a well known IT shop named after a fruit?

according to useful sources

he had been meeting with his past partners at a well known hotel named after a country.

well sounds more like contridicting to me, lol.

oh yeah and the 3 days.

if a drug addict says he have not been taking drug for 3 days, i would give a thumbs up.

but he, always saying wont do something, next second he is doing it again?

i would give him an ass kicking, OUCH!

who knows, that 3 days he mentioning might not even existed

mystery three: n***er says: cause i have transfered everything out

n***er says: and cancel all my nos

n***er says: and all shares are out

n***er says: no more meetings and phone calls

doubt three: well well there he goes again.

so far what i see is that he only have one handphone, doesnt seem to have a lot sim card to me

, not to say alot of numbers to be cancelled.

if he, as he said, being a owner of 12 companies, does such a clear out of shares

he got to appear on straits times or maybe an exclusive interview.

if not the reporters can go resign cause they didnt know something as big as this happened.

my granny can do a better job.

no more meetings? then what that one i just mentioned? oh i see, an imaginated one? that sounds logical.

mystery four: n***er says: only left $786 for myself

n***er says:too much money cannot be simple

doubt four: too bad lacking a number if not i can buy 4-D. whats with that 786?

does he mean in 786 millions in imaginary currencies? i guess that might be rupia.

after few weeks, i heard from another resource that he bought 26 macbook air for his programming friends.

that would be a staggering $80,548, ulala, that shop might be the kindest shop in earth

cause my friend managed to buy it within 786 dollar and still have spare money to eat in restraunt every day for past few months. maybe the 1 dollar 5 packet tissue i bought from a roadside aunty will cost more than his macbook air. what a simple life he living.

i cant remember him treating me and my classmates so nice, he didnt even wanted to sponsor 50 bucks for my ds. thanks, you are my best friend.

mystery five: n***er says:hmmmm i won't go back to IT in term as high post

n***er says:or as a programmer or intensive kind

doubt five: oh give me a break mr high post guy, wheres my money for ds?

watch out for the coming up episode for paris on heaven on 19 May. see ya in paris.

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Monday, April 28, 2008

/8:17 PM

having a luxurious interior in your very own home is the dream that most would have dreamt of but never got the chance to have a taste of it.

just imagine having your very own parking lot which is two levels down the ground where no one is going to compete the parking space with you, a living room full of well known and expensive wines which is great for occasions such as private party with you very own bunch of great friends, not to forget the home theater where you can enjoy quality movie without going to the cinemas.

for dinner you are entitled to enjoy the seven course french cuisine, occasionally with a twist of Sushi Tei japan cuisine, not to mention their delicacy, soba with egg and seafood salad. say no to Chinese food as it may seem too common to a person of such high status.

assuming you have such a luxurious life, security is a big issue. Fear no, we have provided you with your very own ten bodyguards twenty four hours monitoring the surrounding of your bungalow, which is equivalent of ten football field size.

transport is must, we provide you ten transport of any one's envy. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche and many more. of course its on the house and you can feel free to use the cars for any purpose such as banging onto each other. upon doing so, we offer you and your friends for a first class ticket straight to heaven, no jam no delay.

ssh, for the sake of us the commoners living with a simple life, here's a sneak preview of luxury life that we all longed for.

yes guys, above is a description from my very own friend, he has suffer a serious sickness which is unknown to the public. The scientific title for the syndrome is Applephobia Version 26. Professor Wong have committed into research for the past 3 years by staying beside the patient, and he sadly declared it incurable after various attempts of treatment. patients will often, well actually almost every second, will be in their own world and could not distinguish what is real and whats not. they often see people around them as useless and think their programming skill can change the world, but too bad he isnt spiderman

so people, we shall not exile these patients from our society, although they will exile themselves anyway.

so please, SUPPORT THE NO IMAGINATION CAMPAIGN TODAY !!

Labels: imagination

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